Hey all. I don't know if anyone reads this thing, but I've had a lot of requests for the quote list, so here it is. I've tried to attribute the quotes accurately to the right people. If I've got anything wrong or you have anything to add, let me know. Enjoy. Hope all are well.
Walk like an Egyptian
Pour some sugar on me
Drunken break dancing
Asshole
Mrs. Miniver
Quiz night
Martin owes me a drink
Driving me spare
Driving on the left in Japan
Martin’s car
Strange woman Brenda
Lost in London
Egyptians and Romans
I am a tree
Martin smells like poo
Slumber parties
Ghost stries
“It’s the one with the sun shining through it.” - Karen
Red Dwarf
“Don’t mention the war!”
“Who needs reality? I’ve got Reed Diamond.” - Brenda
Flirting with Julian
Manchester United
Ugly, Plain, Pretty, Hooker
Pepper’s Superman hat
The Blinking Poets’ Society
“Don’t step on the snails.” - Sue
“Don’t call me Francis.” - Frank
Sarah’s miniature sink
“You win some, you kill um, I mean lose some.” - Frank
“Here’s the loop, here’s me.”
Joe’s painted face
Billy Dee Williams to Warwick Davis to Val Kilmer to Robert DeNiro to Billy Crystal
Mambo #5
“Is this a movie?” “No this is Nine Inch Nails.”
“I don’t want Joe, I just want A Joe.” - Karen
“Tony’s a fuckin’ Obajohn.” - Jeanette
Catching a sheep with Pepper
Draco Al Dragon
Fucking with my tranquility
“I’d just like to warn everyone not to bang your head on the ashtray.” - Frank
Come On Eileen
Drunken ping pong
Frank’s white boy dance
“Turn your card and your card only.” - NDJB
“I’m all about…”
“;;;like it’s my job.”
Dr. Nicholas David James Baldwin
“Brussels looks like Pittsburgh.” – Sarah
“There’s a wall.” – Kelly
Snarky Goddesses of le Metro
Sulking at the Big Ugly Pyramid
Hugging a French ninja at Sacre Coeur
“I’ll be under this tree with the vine.”
“JOSH!!!!!!!!!” – Frank
“Did I mention we got Nine Inch Nails tickets?” – Karen
“I feel like I’m at the chiropractor.” – Jess
“Brenda, where’s Shawn?”
Phrase of the day: I’m all about anal sex.
Being a king and considerate staff we do out best to ensure that you stay warm throughout the day, so shut the &^%#ing door.
“I knew I forgot something.”
“Life is good, shoot my llama.” – Brenda
“We’re gonna die and you’re laughing?!” – Sarah
“Now that’s good crotch.” – Frank
“How does one practice pole dancing?” – Sarah
“Would you like a Coke?” – Random woman on the street in Banbury
“If you were a big tall tower, where would you be?” - Karen
“I wish. I had. A gun.”
“0:00 and all is well.” – Frank
“Silence is goldfish.” – Brenda
“Things just don’t flow in my head the same way they do in reality.” – Jeanette
“You’re not the droid I’m looking for.” – Frank
“What’s that Lassie? Sarah fell down the well?”
“Oh no…I spelled genitalia wrong, but I fixed it.” – Brenda
The Scarf of Happiness
The Magic Scarf
Shawn’s exploding cider
“The past is dead, except on the History Channel where the past comes alive.”
“If you were a big round building, where would you be?” – Karen
“Now that’s what I call a pope!”
“It looked like you lost your wedding ring down his throat.” – Karen
“Now I’m going to explain to you why our bathroom is flooded.” – Brenda
“It’s a sign.”
“That was romantic.”
“I would never do that to you…in public.” – Frank
“Ow! There’s a step there.” – Brenda
An eggplant in uniform
Low flying mud ducks
“Joe’s not around, try Frank.”
The One Touch Flush
“Kill him again!” – Brenda
Joseph and his fuckin’ gay pride coat
The Atooooooooooooooomium
Bambi sex
“It’s not about winning, it’s about going to sleep.” – Tomer
“I wish my ass would stop itching.” – Kristin
“I only hate you for a little while.”
“Suck my four!” – Tomer
“In my utopia, I would live in Disney World with sheep that carry guns.” – Brenda
“I’m a sheep.” - Oh, guess.
“I’m a bum.” – Brenda
“I’m a conch.” – Shawn
“I am a M-O-L-L-U-S-C” – Shawn
“Stick it deeper and ride me all afternoon.” – Frank
“Duncan Sheik.” – Frank
“Lady Bitch, get on the ball!” – Frank
Insert whack.
“Hmmmm, this is a good distance for handcuffs.” – Karen
“There’s no I in team. But there is an eat me if you’re willing to use the e twice.” – Matt
Riding on the floor of the bus to Scotland
“SHEEP!” – Guess again.
Will the real Pepper please stand up?
“Is my key in there?” “Jeanette, you’re holding your key.” – Brenda
Resolved face
“You’re going to fall through the toilet.”
“Maybe it’s…THE PLAGUE!” – Brenda
“These people hate us and our pets.” – Gina Gargone
“Guys? I got some bad news. We just went the wrong way.” – Karen
“Dude, why do we hang out with her if she’s not a soda machine?” – Gina Gargone
“Then we’d have to explain how a random third person fell out of our window.” – Jeanette
“I feel instantaneous death coursing through the room.” – Gina Gargone
Moat shark
THE PLAGUE
“I feel a little goaty.” – Frank
“If anyone wants to shave me, I’ll be in the shower.” – Frank
“The truth is made of Spandex.”
“You don’t care because you’re not invited.”
“Get yourself some millennium booty.”
“Carpe Credit Card. Seize the Visa.” – Sarah
“Beat him with the phone!” – Brenda
“He looks like that AND his name is Crispin?”- Sarah
Delusions of ram-deur
“Frank, what time are we hittin’ the tree?”
“Why don’t you go outside and play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself?” - Anthony
